I know what this line is supposed to mean, but i can’t get away from the literal reading. It just makes their day when a lush walks into their place and demands service, it really does. I’m sure that all the retail clerks and pedicure practitioners (what are they actually called, anyway?) out there will be more than happy to serve your drunkard’s breath-smelling self, Ms Sebert. And you know why i’m going to eat lunch around midday tomorrow? Because my coat needs cleaning. So why, exactly, is Ms Sebert doing this? Because she isn’t coming back tonight. Two completely separate but related idiocies here.įirst of all: You brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels?!? Yes, i realize that whiskey has a fairly high alcohol content and so may have antimicrobial properties, but really, regular brushing with a fluoride toothpaste is your best route to dental health.Īnd then the next line gives the reason for this unconventional dental health regimen. ![]() In that case, go right ahead.īefore I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of JackĬause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back Well, unless this city is built on rock and roll. Since they’re usually made of things like asphalt and steel and tempered glass, you’re more likely to end up with bruises on your hand than anything else. I would recommend against hitting cities. Oh, and Ms Sebert-i would have thought that someone as with it and hip and all as you profess to be would realize that, at least in the United States, calling Diddy “P Diddy” is so five years ago. So you wake up in the morning feeling like an overweight black man? That makes this, I think, the only reference to hallucinogens in this entire song. Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) So let’s join our heroine (technically our antiheroine, i suppose) as she starts our story at the beginning of her busy, busy day… ![]() But you know what? I’ve decided that idiocy is idiocy, even when it’s a front. Why? Because i can’t escape the feeling that Ke$ha (sorry, can’t type that with a straight face-her name’s actually Kesha Rose Sebert) wrote lyrics that idiotic completely on purpose. I’ve held back on this one up to this point even though the idiocy of the lyrics strikes me anew every time i hear it come up on the radio, though. So Lyrics, Weakly is going to be preempted next week by your host flying in really tiny airplanes across Alaska, so this week i’ll be taking on a song that i’ve wanted to deal with for months: the hit song “ Tik Tok”, by the unpronounceably named Ke$ha.
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